I don't think you quite understand Shakespeare. It's like saying "The one who always quotes examples of pimps or hoes is a pimp or a hoe. " You get the point Sir? All the world is a stage simply means we have our individual roles to play in this world while we are alive and kicking here. You just twisted Shakespeare's words to suit your own narrative.

Yeah and I am not slipping anyone anything to get the job done. There are other ways to get it done. When the polite carrot doesn't work with bureaucrats , try the stick. Like getting them fired!